What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand. And he said to the man Running the stand Hey Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?
Three men walk into a bar.. you would have thought the last one would have ducked
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
What do you call a chicken that was cared? A tendered chicken
A blond haired girl, a brown haired girl, and a ginger haired girl were out walking when the came across some tracks The brown haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks." Then the ginger haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way they are definitely duck tracks." Finally the blond haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
why was the duck arrested?
because it was caught selling quack
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald D*ck
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
What a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack
Where do duck poop out of? From their buttquack
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
A swan, a goose and a penguin walked into a bar... I DUCKed.
Me and my friend were duck hunting. He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!". Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
what so duckies wipe after they poop
there butt quack
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say quack quack.
