Duck

Duck Community

if you don't like my spelling explain bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear I've got more internet power and meme power so shut the Duck up and get a life and stay off my property or the internet.

LISTEN. you fuckin idiots. your mama jokes or dada jokes or knock joke...theyre not funny, mother fucker. your jokes are all not funny. stop posting them. "OH wah, I'm a duck and I wish I were a chicken, whats wrong with me?" Shut the fuck up.

Fuck bro im iws unsigned outing need sum ducking coffee bro I forgot to make it son of a witch. Im to tired for this shit.

Poll

Who understands this lame joke?

What did the duck do when he crossed the road?- the duck jumped into a pool of ant piles💀 💀

my mom said we could get a pet duck but apparently theyre illegal 💔😭

anybody want some ducks ( grabs a duck and presents it it back flips in my hand towards my face ) oh sh- (it spits fire in my face) I AM FIREPROOF!!!!