Q. Why did the duck cross the road A. To get to the other side
A duck walks into a bar and says "Got any bread?" The bartender says "No bread here." And then the duck says "Got any bread?" And the bartender says "Didn't I just f***ing say that there was no bread here?" And the duck says "Got any bread?!" And the bartender says "You stupid duck! Or should I say d***? There's no bread here. Don't make me say that again, or I'll pin you to the wall with a nail." So the duck says "Got any nails?" And then the bartender looks surprised, and says "Of course I've got f***ing nails. Can't you see them?" And the duck says "Got any bread?" And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.
WHAT DID THE DUCK SAY TO SAY TO THE POND? FUCK TRUMP
You have thin feet of the people think you were a duck
Lol dick I'm the dick and duck
The man walks into a bar reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player the piano player starts playing the piano, the guy next to him asks where did you get that, the man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes, so the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside he says to the genie I want a million bucks, the genie snaps his fingers and a million ducks appear in the road, the man comes back inside and says hey that genie is a little hard of hearing, the man says well did you really think I'd ask for a 12-in pianist
3 man walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked!😅
3 guys walk into a bar the fourth one ducks
alec is bad at league? jokes, jarid is haha
really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier
So there was 3 baby chickens and 2 mothers the first baby said "why am I named calf?" and the mother said "I f###ed a cow" then the second baby came up to it's mother and it said " why am I named b##ch? " and it's mom said "I f###ed a wolf and the final baby came to its mother and said "why am I named orphan?" And because it's mother wasn't there to see it this is what I have to say "because you are one you ducking hitch!!"
What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!
What do you call a duck with no head
Your mom gay
Why did the little girl cry twice? Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
duck!! where??
a guy saw a person with a duck and said "where did you get a pig" the owner replied "its not a pig dummy" the random guy said "i wasn't talking to you,i was talking to the duck"
I saw a bear eating a duck.It was unBEARable.
what do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs.... A QUACK HEAD!!!! My mom must be a duck then....
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
duck my sick