Dream jokes
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.
Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
so true though
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
what happened to dream?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??
😂 i live in a dream
My dream tbh
run runnnnnnn
Achievement get!
My dream:
friends
Community talk
"Fires burn up canyons A hurricane can wreck a beach Words can make a mockingbird forget they're born to sing Lies can break a fragile heart And doubt can crush your dreams, but honey, just take it from me The world is hard on beautiful things You're pretty, and you're smart God made a work of art Girl, don't pick yourself apart"
Geo, you haunt me. My nightmares. and my dreams, the nights you begged for me to stay with you. Even if you were hours away, I needed you. We were meant to meet yesterday. I showed up anyway like the fool I am just to think of the possibilities. We were friends, maybe even more. I cried that last time begging you to stay, maybe this will be the last time I cry about you. I found someone new, someone who treats me 100… Read more
I'm gathering the pieces people had broken off of me. I'm rebuilding my self, a new hope in my eyes. I will strive to my military dreams. To my career. To my lover, My other. For my friends. Dor my future children. I want nothing bad to them ever. I will keep working hard. fixing myself. I am not an object to break and rebuild, neither are you. You are important too, strive for success long enough. It never comes eas… Read more