Girls Dreams - OMG my crush kissed me Boys dreams - I just got a dub bro
do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up Johnny said when he grows up hes going to be A motherfuking Hustler he's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a rolls- Royce and he's also going to have apartment in the City where his side bitch is going to live he's going to buy her expensive jewelry whatever she wants cars diamonds clothes shoes the teacher didn't know what to say so she calls on Sally what do you want to be when you grow up? Sally said I want to be Johnny's bitch.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they day dream they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it
his hairline so ugly that martin luther kind had a dream about it
Last night i shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel, We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a hand-job So did my friend on the right
I had a dream of skiing.
What is a orphans dream
To get on top of the wanted list 🤣
my best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?
I know this is a really bad poem but I'll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do.
Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
You don't have a forehead you have a five head.
You don't have dreams you have movies.
My dad told me that his dreams were shatterd a few years ago
Then i asked him how many years ago
He replied with ”when were you born?”
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won't led me tell you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
dream yo mama so ugly when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
