Dream jokes

Why do people think about handsome boys at night?

Because they're dreamy!

The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.

Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.

The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."

Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!

Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!

Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.

Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.

Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.

Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.

Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.

Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.

Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.

Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.

The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.

The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.

Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.

When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.

The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.

What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.

Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one that had a dream got shot.

What did Osama have?

Two Boeings and a dream.

The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.

There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.

Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"

Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."

Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"

Dad: "That isn't the remote."

*Weird background music*

No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.

There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.

What's an orphan's dream job?

A builder, to build themselves a home.

My friends:

Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.

Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.

Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.

Me: You guys are getting sleep...