Downing jokes
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What goes up but doesn't come down?
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What goes up but never comes down?
Memes
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.