Downing jokes
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Memes
How is the weather down there?
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"