Downing jokes
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
How is the weather down there?
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.