Downing jokes
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.