Downing jokes

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

What goes up but never goes down?

My grades.

(I wish)

The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

How is the weather down there?

Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Ha ha! Get rickrolled!

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.