Downing jokes
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)