Downing jokes
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Memes
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.