Downing jokes

Woman

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

Autism

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Joe Biden

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

Memes

Blowjob

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Job

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

Girl

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

Friend

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

Man

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a plumber?

Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!

Down Syndrome

Down Syndrome

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

Fat

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Name

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

Stool

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

Boy

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.