Downing Jokes

goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs and he said dam 🦫

What do you call it when panera bread, Shuts down Panera is dead

I sat down and reminised about the past, I remembered all the people I've lost along the way. Maybe becoming a Tour Guide wasn't a good idea.

me and me emo group where walking down to the tree and some butty yelled don't leve me

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom oj the hill? Because he went down the drain! -its a bad joke lmao

One day a lady and her husband we re talking and it was time for dinner he got up and sat at the dinning room table and the lady brang the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him ,what s this he said (the lady said a piece of shit ....honey! Wants some water to drink

I hate stairs they are always up to something. I love stairs they are always down to party

What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef

A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter and she asked which one was my kid and I said I haven't decided yet

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself ," is this hell?"

u heard to the pixar movie up but have u heard of down down the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster

Q: What do you call a person with Downs syndrome who smokes weed

A: Baked potato