Downing jokes
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
How is the weather down there?
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.