Downing jokes

Nun

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Diabetes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

Memes

Name

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

Vase

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”

Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”

He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

Documentary

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Toaster

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Hooker

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

World Record

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Divorce

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

Leaf

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

Girl

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Vegetable

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.