Downing jokes
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Memes
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
What goes up but never comes down?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”