What was Stephen Hawking last message before he died: server shutting down
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt? It becomes a chestnut.
Some kid- hey did you know theres an orphanage down the street?! Me-NO WAY! Wanna check it out? Kid-NO ITS HAUNTED!! Me- Haunted my ass lets go! Kid- wait isnt your house also haunted??? Me- yea
yo if u don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever" my dick cooed. I looked down at it a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace
the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"
one day he a mom look like a pig she broke the car down
How do you communicate too the dead? Jump up and down on the ground and speak in morse code
What did Stephen hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound"
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten
How does an emo greet people?
âWhatâs downâ
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down
Tell it to ur parents and friends
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Knock knock Whoâs there Goliath Goliath who I need to Goliath down and sleep!
What went up but never came down? Stephen hawking's IQ
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
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Your hairline so far back that when your teacher puts you to sit down in the front of the class, your hairline does be quite in the back.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you what do you say? âIâm up your Down
Why was Josef Vasicek a stanley cup champion is 2006? Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
