what don't Rick astley and the twin towers have in common? One wont let you down while the other will.
if gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared why did the emo kid not come down.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well, cause it was shitty trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the pres down. Also hang Mike pence!
even if you do burn down an orphange it's not gonna matter. it's not like they have homes
My Wife Slept With Another Man And Got Pregnant, She Told Me 9 Weeks Later, I Said It's Ok And Told Her Let's Talk Downstairs, So I Pushed Her Down The Stairs
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls? “I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
you know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street and there lies a body...... what?
During Covid, Lock down went for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
Teacher: " Stand up class" She is sitting down. Teacher: " Whoever stands up is stupid."
why is Stephen hawkings so square headed because he forgot to shut minecraft down
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf? Looks like I've only got myshelf to blame...
Sally jumped out a plane, She forgot her parachute!
Knock knock
Whose there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky Knock knock
Whose there?
A bomb
What were Stephen hawkings last words the Microsoft shut down sound
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face..
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, SHUTTING DOWN
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: ̈I see you eye-balling that French girl! ̈
Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home. They got in the car, and his mother asked "Johnny, what did you do this time? So johnny pulled his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home his dad was off work and heard that johnny was coming home early from school, once again he asked johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised so his dad pulled down his pants and said "Big whale, big whale."
I raped your mom I flipped her upside down and called the position wow
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
@DreamBlue
