The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Downing Jokes
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
