Downing jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Memes
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.