Downing jokes

Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.

After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”

The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”

Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

What goes up but never comes down?

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?