Downing jokes

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

What goes up but never comes down?

Why did the rapper become a plumber?

Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.