Downing jokes

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.