Downing jokes

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Goliath.

Goliath who?

I need to Goliath down and sleep!

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.