My friend said not to look down on me i said i cant bc im shorter then herðŸ˜
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama! *ROTFLMAO*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg
damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs
I’m like a escalator I always let people down
He huffed and he puffed but istead or blowing the house, he chocked it down with his mom
idk why, but every 911 joke i've heard always comes crashing down.
My mom told me to help her with the laser but it was opposite day so I pushed her down. She said help so I kick her
friend: what goes up but not down
you: your age
My friend said which is better to have and you have to choose and he said Autism or down syndrome?
Jonny went to disney and they had sour balls, he asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
my best opinion: when life goes to hell you just go down with it
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.