Downing jokes

What goes up but doesn't come down?

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Why did the rapper become a plumber?

Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Goliath.

Goliath who?

I need to Goliath down and sleep!

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"