Downing jokes

I hate stairs. They are always up to something.

I love stairs. They are always down to party.

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?

Panera is dead.

What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?

It becomes a chestnut.

The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

How does an emo greet people?

“What’s down?”

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?

Ground beef.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.