Downing jokes
What goes up but never comes down?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
How is the weather down there?
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!