Downing Jokes

How does an emo greet people?

“What’s down?”

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

REALLLL THO

The image shows two pictures of a bird on a hand. The first one is a bird standing on a hand, with a regular shape. The second one shows the same bird sitting down, and its body looks flatter, with its thighs making it wider. The text reads "when you sit down and your thighs do the thing".

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?

Ground beef.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.