Downing jokes
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
How is the weather down there?
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.