Downing jokes
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
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Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.