Downing jokes
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.