What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street?
Yeah he Pasta-Way
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down Bad
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
My heart broke as I went down up the stairs and my girlfriend broke her ♥️ heart
You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms:It was her Imaginenation
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎
Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?
Q: what do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill
A: a mud slide
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids