Downing jokes
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
this for all the creeps
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"