Downing jokes

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.

It just doesn’t make any cents!

What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"

I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.

Why do basketball players hate gravity?

Because it's always bringing them down.

I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

Jack and Jill went up the hill.

Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.

Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

What goes up and down and needs two people?

A seesaw.

What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"

Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.

It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.

Get your mind together!

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!