Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Downing Jokes
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit downβwhere's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
