Downing jokes

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

How do you turn a cat into a fish?

Tell your girl not to wash down there.

What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.

Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*

Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.

He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.