Downing jokes

Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."

My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

Why did the suicidal person cross the road?

To slow down traffic!

There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

I can't put it down.

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.