yo mama so fat she can't go up the elevator, she can only go down
Knock knock Who’s there Goliath Goliath who I need to Goliath down and sleep!
If a person with Down syndrome robs you what do you say? “I’m up your Down
Your hairline so far back that when your teacher puts you to sit down in the front of the class, your hairline does be quite in the back.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What went up but never came down? Stephen hawking's IQ
goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs and he said dam 🦫
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
I hate stairs they are always up to something. I love stairs they are always down to party
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down
Tell it to ur parents and friends
What do you call it when panera bread, Shuts down Panera is dead
me and me emo group where walking down to the tree and some butty yelled don't leve me
You mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg
damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack? U shove them down his throat🤣😂
My mom told me to help her with the laser but it was opposite day so I pushed her down. She said help so I kick her
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter and she asked which one was my kid and I said I haven't decided yet
Your mama so fat when she grew an inch she pushed the earth down.
I am not telling you twice your mouth stinks so go burns your house down like a crazy mad women and I will call the cop like WTH because you are so fat
