Downing jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."

My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

I can't put it down.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...

What do you get when you gobble down sweets?

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?

Screamed till her hands fell off.

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"

Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.