Downing jokes

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?

Soaked...

What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.

What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.

What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"