Downing jokes

What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.

My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.

It just doesn’t make any cents!

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.

What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill.

Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.

Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"