Downing jokes

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.

What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.

My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.

What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.

What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

What goes up and down and needs two people?

A seesaw.

What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*