Downing jokes
Iβm reading a book about Anti-Gravity. Itβs impossible to put down!
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
Memes
this for all the creeps
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
It doesnβt make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they arenβt in wheelchairs, so I donβt know why they do it.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.