Downing jokes

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?

Soaked...

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.

What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"

I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

What goes up and down and needs two people?

A seesaw.

Jack and Jill went up the hill.

Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.

Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"