Downing jokes
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
It doesnβt make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they arenβt in wheelchairs, so I donβt know why they do it.
Whatβs a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Memes
I honestly don't know why I laughed at this ππ€¨π
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesnβt make any cents!
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Are you feeling down? Because Iβd happily feel you up.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*