Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Downing Jokes
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Down syndrome sucks!
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf and sex."
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.
The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
