Downing jokes
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Two Italian men get on a bus.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.