Downing jokes
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.