Dont jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.

If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

Bully: Your mom hates you.

Orphan: I don't have parents ;)

Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.

(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!

I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."

Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.

Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

Don't you feel an empty feeling...

IN YOUR SKULL!

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

Don't be racist, I am a building.

Twin Towers: fucked.

It was fake.

BE RACIST.

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?