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AN atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Dont trust the internet kids.

if you dont like the video in 10 second james charles will sleep with you tonight

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Dont see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return. If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too though.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they dont have another pair of Balls

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I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.

I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."

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