Dont jokes

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

Bully: Your mom hates you.

Orphan: I don't have parents ;)

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.

I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."

Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.

Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

Don't you feel an empty feeling...

IN YOUR SKULL!

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."