Dont jokes
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
bombastic side eye
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.