Dont jokes

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

They don’t deserve rights!

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!

Me: My therapist says I need those to live.

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_

I want a relationship.

*Masturbates*

I don't want a relationship.

What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?

Piss don't s**t on me!

Why don't rappers tell secrets?

Because they always spill the beats.

September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.

Okay here's your funny joke!

Who is the best makeup artist?

Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

(True story)

One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

How do people get skinny?

Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

Teacher replied, "I don't know."

Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.