Dont jokes
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
Work
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
I don't get mitosis.
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.