Dont jokes
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
This Jake
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
JAW don't know sh*t!
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.