Dont jokes
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.