Dont jokes
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
like this if you don't like school.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."