Dont jokes
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What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"