Don't-know jokes

What is the most famous dish in Africa?

Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home looks like.

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.

Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?

Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.

Mom: Excuse me?

Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home plate is.

What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?

Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.

How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.

What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?

I don't know, I have both!

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