Don't-know jokes
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
One day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. She picks it up.
"Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby?"
Sally says, "No, she's upstairs with Uncle John."
"Uncle John? I don't know an Uncle John."
"No, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy."
"No, I'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family."
"Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally.
"Ummm, no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now."
"Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!"
"Great job Sally! What did she say?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. She's now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
Then dad replies "Swimming pool? We don't have a... is this 468-1843?"
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!