Don't-know jokes
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
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