Don't-know jokes

Me: Why am I an orphan?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: Ask your mom.

My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.

When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

Man: I must confess, Father.

Priest: What are you here to confess?

Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.

Priest: And what happened to your son?

Man: He said a man raped him.

Priest: When and where did this happen?

Man: A local church. I don't know which one.

Priest: ...By whom?

Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.

Priest: ...Shit

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.

I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.

Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.

Friend: What kind?

Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.

Friend: That's not funny..

Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.

Friend: I'm calling your mom.

Me: She knows.

Friend: What's she doing to help, then?

Me: She's supposed to help?

Friend: Have you told your dad?

Me: I will when he comes back.

Friend: Where is he?

Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.

Friend: ....

Me: What?

Friend: Why?

Me: Why what?

Friend: Why would you joke like that?

Me: I was joking..

Friend: I know.

Me: Oh. I didn't know.

Friend:...

Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?

Because they don't know what age rate they are...

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"

A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.

Mom: "Okay, any questions?"

Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."

Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."