Don't-know jokes
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.