Don't-know jokes
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.
Friend: What kind?
Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.
Friend: That's not funny..
Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.
Friend: I'm calling your mom.
Me: She knows.
Friend: What's she doing to help, then?
Me: She's supposed to help?
Friend: Have you told your dad?
Me: I will when he comes back.
Friend: Where is he?
Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.
Friend: ....
Me: What?
Friend: Why?
Me: Why what?
Friend: Why would you joke like that?
Me: I was joking..
Friend: I know.
Me: Oh. I didn't know.
Friend:...
Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.