Don't-know jokes

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.

Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"

How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave?

I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.

In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.

She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."

The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.

I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?

They don’t know what home is.

What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

A man walks into a skyscraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An onlooker watches this and is scared, but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped came back up again 10 minutes later.

The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive, and the man said with a drunk, slurred voice, “I don’t know, every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try, slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT!

The bartender looks at the first man and says, “Your an a**hole when your drunk, Superman.”

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.