Doesnt jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.