Doesnt jokes

Cake

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Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

Pirate

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Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!

Baby

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Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.

The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.

The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.

What am I?

A: A baby.

Finger

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

Warden

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The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

Loser

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What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Legal Action

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Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!