Doesnt jokes
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.