Doesnt jokes
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.