Doesnt jokes

Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.

You have the rest of your life to figure it out.

An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.

"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.

The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."

The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."

What do you call a dead hooker?

It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.

There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?

Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?

Because he doesn’t have any.

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

"You did great!"

"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"

"Nah, that's okay."

"Here's the quarterback."

"You don't want the quarter?"

"No! Quarterback!"

"Huh?"

(Crashes) (screams)

"Yo, sorry 'bout that."

"You think he's gonna be mad?"

"Who? Baldi?"

"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"

(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!

Me: Hey, how are you?

Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3

Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?

Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.

Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!

Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)

Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!

Me: Ok, and their names?

Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!

Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)

Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.

Me: Ok, see you soon! :3

Me now hates my life. :)

What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.