Doesnt jokes
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.