Doesnt jokes

Laptop

  • I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

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  • Kid

  • I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

    Girl

  • Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

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  • Teen

  • A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

    She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."

    The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.

    Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)

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  • Man

  • What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

    Suck a big cock.

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  • Titanic

  • Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

    Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

    3 minutes later:

    Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

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  • Orphan

  • Why do orphans get in trouble at school?

    Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.

    Surname

  • A little riddle...

    Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

    ...

    Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

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  • Cake

  • Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

    He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

    Difference

  • I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

    What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

    What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

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