What does a bullied kid say during at game of Kahoot?
"Id like to Kashoot up this school."
How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
How does the dog dance? He doesn't...he's dead
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her drivers test. Mom: Okay, any questions? Sara: Yes. I actally don't know what "yield " means Mom:Don't worry Hon. No one does.
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
what does james doyle and hannah doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear
What does vin diesel eat for dinner Survival Guilt
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
a bat
1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market? āGood evening ladies."
I gave a orphan a iPhone XR
Cause it does not have a home button
What does an elephant that doesn't matter called? An irrel-ephant ;)
Q: Why does an orphan bad at Baseball? A: Because they can't find home.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn? The elf-abet
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers *dab*
