DOE Jokes

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

6

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

0

How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Helen Keller.

Helen Keller who?

(Don't say anything).

Helen Keller who?

...you will get a laugh...ty.

So, there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here, so take your drink, mates, and fuck off."

He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense," replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, he's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!" He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink, he opens with, "Say, aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."