DOE jokes
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Memes
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.