DOE jokes
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Memes
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.