DOE jokes
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.