DOE jokes
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Memes
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?