DOE jokes
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
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The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.