DOE jokes
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.