DOE jokes

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt.

Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A kinder surprise.

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?

"Time to hit the sack!"

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

What does a person eat before a race?

Answer: They fast.

What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?

A MAGAzine.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?

Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.

Mom: Excuse me?

Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.

Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back...