DOE jokes

Song

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

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  • Bible

    What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

    "Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."

    Memes

    Death

    What do fire and people have in common?

    They will both eventually die out.

    Baby

    How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

    I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.

    Girl

    What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

    Nothing. She's fine.

    Dad

    What does my dad have in common with Nemo?

    They both can’t be found.

    Feminist

    Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

    Boob

    What does one boob say to the other boob?

    If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

    Condom

    What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

    They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

    Kid

    What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.

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  • Print

    This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Helen Keller.

    Helen Keller who?

    (Don't say anything).

    Helen Keller who?

    ...you will get a laugh...ty.

    String

    So, there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here, so take your drink, mates, and fuck off."

    He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense," replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, he's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!" He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink, he opens with, "Say, aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."