how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both canβt get up without a dog.
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
If certain diseases spreads in water, why does Africa have them?
Why does the owl π¦ have a lot of friends?
Because heβs a hoot.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...
aking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger? βYou got nice buns!β
what does the A stand for orphan, adopt from the orphan company
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why does saturn have a ring?
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
why does joe only have 264 days in his calendar? because he cant celebrate fathers day.
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
