DOE jokes
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.