DOE jokes
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
Memes
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.