DOE jokes
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.