DOE jokes
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.