DOE jokes
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Does this sentence make any sense?
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.
The teacher says, "Oh, John!"
John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.