DOE jokes
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Does this sentence make any sense?
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.