DOE jokes
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.
The teacher says, "Oh, John!"
John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
Why does my brother have no mom?
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.