DOE jokes
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.