DOE jokes
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Does this sentence make any sense?
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.