DOE jokes
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.
The teacher says, "Oh, John!"
John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.