DOE jokes
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
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Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Why does my brother have no mom?
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How does a tree get online? They log in.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.
Demon: Why you sad?
Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?
Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.
Guy: Really? Nice.
Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.
Guy: OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?
Demon: No, you're not a ghost.
Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?
Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?
Demon: Yup.
Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?
Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.