DOE jokes

Team

    • Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

    Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

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    • Toe

    • My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

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    • Cannibal

    • WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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    • Brojob

    • If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

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    • Baby

    • How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?

    It depends on how hard you throw them.

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    • Light Bulb

    • How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.

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