DOE jokes
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?