DOE jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"