DOE jokes
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.