DOE jokes
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!
Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!
Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!
Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?
Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?
Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.
Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!
Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!
Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!
Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!
Gwen: He does, you're not listening.
Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.