DOE jokes
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.