DOE jokes
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"