DOE jokes
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What does suck a sucking fish?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.