To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
DOE Jokes
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
