DOE jokes
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What does suck a sucking fish?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?