DOE jokes
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
What does suck a sucking fish?
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.