DOE jokes
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
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What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?