DOE jokes
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
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Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Memes
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?