DOE jokes

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"

What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.

What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.

What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?

Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

What runs but does not walk? It's water.

What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?

He cracked up!

Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?

At a second-hand store.

How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?

1979.

What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?

A fossil.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

How does a cow do math?

With a cow-culator!

How many foster parents does each orphan have?

One half.