DOE jokes
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.