DOE jokes

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.

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What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?

Their dad never came with it.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

What song does an orphan hate?...

"I'm so lonely."

Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?

A: Kittens.

Why does everyone like couch jokes?

Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!

How does a skeleton kill a bug?

They SOCKET!

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.