DOE jokes
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Bro: I’m not crazy. What he does during facetime:
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)