DOE jokes
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Bro: I’m not crazy. What he does during facetime:
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.