How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
DOE Jokes
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
