DOE jokes
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.