DOE jokes
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
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