DOE jokes
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Bro: I’m not crazy. What he does during facetime:
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.