DOE jokes
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"