DOE jokes
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why does America have more guns than people?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.