DOE jokes
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Memes
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.