DOE jokes
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.