DOE jokes
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
How does water say hi?
It waves.
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.