DOE jokes
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!