DOE jokes
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Does my half eaten second last meal yesterday look tasty?
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!