DOE jokes
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.