DOE jokes
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
Bro: I’m not crazy. What he does during facetime:
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.