DOE jokes
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Memes
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!