DOE jokes
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What does a cow say? Moo.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.