DOE jokes
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Memes
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.