DOE jokes
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.