What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
DOE Jokes
What vehicle does a frog πΈ drive?
The Beetle!
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
Heβs just Biden his time.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both donβt work.
What does βJETSβ stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
