DOE jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.