DOE jokes
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.