DOE jokes
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?