DOE jokes
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Does my half eaten second last meal yesterday look tasty?
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.