DOE jokes
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Memes
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"