What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
DOE Jokes
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
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What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
