DOE jokes
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Memes
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."