DOE jokes
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
Memes
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.