DOE jokes
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Memes
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Does a midget count as an orphan?