DOE jokes

Autism

Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?

Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Children

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Memes

Thor

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Wood

The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,

"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"

Cat

Does your cat scratch you?

Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.

Student

Student: Why does everyone hate me?

Another student: Because U got the A last night.

Weed

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

Lightbulb

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.