DOE jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Memes
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!