DOE jokes
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Memes
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.