DOE jokes
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What does a house wear? Address.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.