What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
DOE Jokes
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.
