DOE jokes
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
this MIGHT be cosmos phone
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.