DOE jokes
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.