DOE jokes
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.