DOE jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
What does a house wear? Address.