DOE jokes
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!