DOE jokes
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.