DOE jokes
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.