DOE jokes
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?