DOE jokes
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
How does someone with Down's Syndrome vote?
Through a special ballot.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?