DOE jokes
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.