DOE jokes
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.