DOE jokes
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Memes
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What does a house wear? Address.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeรฑo business!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they donโt have mothers' and Fatherโs Day.