DOE jokes
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.