DOE jokes
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Memes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.