DOE jokes
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Memes
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."