DOE jokes

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

Why does Britain suck at chess?

They lost their queen.

What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.

What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?

They both have a hole in one.

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

What do an M&M and juice have in common?

Window.

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

What does Godzilla eat for dinner?

The dinner.

What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?

Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

What do Shrek and onions have in common?

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