DOE jokes
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Memes
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?