What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
DOE Jokes
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
