DOE jokes
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.