DOE jokes
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What does a house wear? Address.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Memes
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they donβt have mothers' and Fatherβs Day.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeΓ±o business!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.