DOE jokes
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.